Jul 29, 2020
Did you know that songs are dangerous? We're here to protect you. Over the years, Kidz Bop has been saving children from the perils of swearing, alcohol, drugs, butts, and all the other gross stuff adults like to sing about. But, hey, Kidz Bop? Ya lazy. You're doing a very bad job. You've lost your edge.
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Topics include: Time to Eat a Bug Off the Ground (I'm A Kid), Wealth-Based Lyrics, Just Give Them a Punch, Show Your Mom Your Butt, Grandmas Don't Fix Bulletholes, and Legitimately Writing Better Lyrics Than Kidz Bop.
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